I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
