Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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