Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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