All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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