She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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