i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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