Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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