I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Watching her eat just hurts me
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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