shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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