What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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