just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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