Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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