Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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