and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize