Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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