Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
