weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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