He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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