Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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