A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Holy sore nipples Batman
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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