id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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