if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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