Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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