The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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