Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Help. Why am I so naked?
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