break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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