at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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