Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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