Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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