you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
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