Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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