Pappa wants mamma naked
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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