lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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