And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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