well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Just puked most of my soul out..
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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