Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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