talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just had sex on a roof
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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