I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
