Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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