i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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