8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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