You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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