There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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