Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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