Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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