I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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