Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
