Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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