That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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