But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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