I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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