If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
