hell yes lets make some ravioli
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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