How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I am naked and annoyed.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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