I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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