just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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