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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
A+ Viking dick
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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