I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
