The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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