plz talk dirty to me
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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