Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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