Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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